Funny Hindi Jokes : SMS Jokes : Sardar Jokes

Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pregnant. She is having pain right now". Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............

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SMS Jokes : Funny Jokes : Sardar Jokes

A sardarji photographer is focusing a dead body`s face in a funeral function, suddenly all dead persons relatives beat him. why? He said "SMILE PLEASE"

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SMS Jokes : Sardar Jokes

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardar ji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

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punjabi shayaris:Paad Ke Nam Ek Sweet Poem

PAAD Ke NAM EK SWEET POEM
Jo maray wo fresh,
Jo songay wo crash,
Kabi awaz kabi be awaz hota hy
Mgr badbo apni hr su pehlata ha,
Kabi poooon,
Kabi paaaan,
Kabi padar padar niklta ha

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Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Santa: yaar muje kuch nahi aata tha so paper khali chod aaya
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
and ask which direction?
Santa: Down!

2 days of powercut in Delhi made life stuck. Worst affected was Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa: I hd swallowed a kay.
Doctor: Wn?
Santa: 3 months back
Doctor: what doin till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. Itâs ****. Santa: U r wrong. Itâs 1394

Santa: Mein tere 64 dat tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha oye 64 nahi 32 Dat hote ne.
Santa: Menu pata si tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

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