hindi sms collection : Funny SMS : A GOOD news! YOUR down ARROW

A GOOD news! YOUR down ARROW key is working

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shayari on aankhen : Funny SMS : who can sing a group song

who can sing a group song alone..........................oh...come on dont expect rajnikanth to do everything...its raavan.

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poems urdu : Funny SMS : Hey, I just got your blood

Hey, I just got your blood test report. U have been tested HIV positive. Report reads person has high percentage of Honey In Veins. No Wonder!

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urdu shayari english : Funny SMS : why did obama came to india

why did obama came to india ?To receive the payment of nasa's rocket he sold to RAJNIKANTH for diwali..:)

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short love shayari : Funny SMS : Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me

Gujju lover: Darling mere kaan me kuch halka sa, kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho! Premika: Dhokla.

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adult sms shayari : Funny SMS : If someone asks me whom do

If someone asks me whom do I love the Most?I would sit next to you, put my arms around you and say proudly…I Love Animals.Specially This Monkey.

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friends sms shayari : Funny SMS : What would confuse a mentally challenged

What would confuse a mentally challenged person? Answer: A pineapple. Confused...? I knew you would be!

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sms friendship shayari : Funny SMS : If u have time press downagain

If u have time press downagain if u have timepress up

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ramzan shayari : Funny SMS : THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF

THINK WHAT WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF RAJANI WAS BORN 100 YEARS AGO?? THE BRITISH WOULD HAVE FOUGHT FOR THEIR INDEPENDENCE.

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dua shayari : Funny SMS : Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi

Hasi ke liye gam kurban, khushi ke liye aansoo kurban, dost ke liye jan bhi kurban, agar dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to saala dost bhi kurban.

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hindi shero shayari love : Funny SMS : Once Rajni goes for CA Income

Once Rajni goes for CA Income tax xam...The answer he give in xam is became next year Tax rules... wana rascalla mind it....

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love shayari sms : Funny SMS : buy a scootypick up a beutydrink

buy a scootypick up a beutydrink e frootytake her 2 ootyremove her nightydo ur dutyafter 9 months get a kuttyand give mea party

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urdu love urdu : Funny SMS : zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na

zindagi behal hai ,sur hai na tal hai,msg box bhi kangal hai,kya apke sms factory me hadtal hai, yar kuch bhi bhejo, ye mere mobile ki zindagi ka sawal hai...

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free urdu sms : Funny SMS : SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS

SECRET OF WINTER LIFE: Morning:-Two EGGS with MILK..! Evening:-Two PEG with CHIPS..! & Night:-Two LEGS with LIPS..! Enjoy WINTER wth my TIPS..Happy winter.

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romantic sher shayari : Funny SMS : Plz pass this SMS to all

Plz pass this SMS to all ur friends. A person urgently needs 3 bottles of.... . . . . . . . Foster beer (chilled) with chips. It's urgent Cell no & name is as displayed

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funny shayari shayari : Funny SMS : ************** Give one english word for......

************** Give one english word for...... apne kiye pe pani pher dena ..............? ..........? ......? I I_____FLUSH -() - )____( *************

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kiss shayari : Funny SMS : Love is like programming; One mistake,

Love is like programming; One mistake, and YOU WILL HAVE TO SUPPORT IT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE

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romantic punjabi shayari : Funny SMS : Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare

Gud afternoon. Aap g de sare pariwar nu sunday di lakh-lakh wadhahi hove. Parmatma kare aap g de jeevan de har hafte da satwan din Sunday hove. Happy Sunday.

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tarif shayari : Funny SMS : If any of my msgs are

If any of my msgs are boring to u...If any of my msgs are disturbing u...Dont hesitate and dont feel angry......"U have freedom to throw ur mobile..."

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hindi language shayari : Funny SMS : One day in ur life a

One day in ur life a handsome boy wil come, who wil love u a lot. He wil touch u with love and give u many kisses.. And will say I LOVE U MUMMY

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