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Showing posts with label Regional Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Regional Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, December 1, 2011
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Does Your Cat Own You? : hindi jokes,dirty jokes,joke of the day
Categories :
Hindi Jokes .
Regional Jokes
See how many yes answers apply to you.
? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
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? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
Thursday, June 3, 2010
Santa Banta SMS
Categories :
Computer Jokes .
Cricket .
Elephant n Ant .
English .
Filmi .
Funny Flash .
Funny Pictures .
Funny Texts .
Funny Videos .
Hindi .
Laloo Jokes .
Missc .
Miya Bibi .
Political .
Regional Jokes .
Sardar Jokes .
Sexy
Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Santa: yaar muje kuch nahi aata tha so paper khali chod aaya
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
and ask which direction?
Santa: Down!
2 days of powercut in Delhi made life stuck. Worst affected was Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa: I hd swallowed a kay.
Doctor: Wn?
Santa: 3 months back
Doctor: what doin till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. Itâs ****. Santa: U r wrong. Itâs 1394
Santa: Mein tere 64 dat tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha oye 64 nahi 32 Dat hote ne.
Santa: Menu pata si tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.
Santa: yaar muje kuch nahi aata tha so paper khali chod aaya
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.
Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!
Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
and ask which direction?
Santa: Down!
2 days of powercut in Delhi made life stuck. Worst affected was Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators
How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.
Santa: I hd swallowed a kay.
Doctor: Wn?
Santa: 3 months back
Doctor: what doin till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. Itâs ****. Santa: U r wrong. Itâs 1394
Santa: Mein tere 64 dat tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha oye 64 nahi 32 Dat hote ne.
Santa: Menu pata si tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.
Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."
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