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Showing posts with label One Liners SMS. Show all posts
Showing posts with label One Liners SMS. Show all posts
Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Tuesday, January 10, 2012
sms love funny : One Liners SMS : Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body,
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Those beautiful eyes, that incredible body, such a brain, nice smile .... but that is enough about me, tell me how you are?
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Monday, January 9, 2012
shayaris in hindi : One Liners SMS : Despite the cost of living, have
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Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how popular it remains?
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Sunday, January 8, 2012
punjabi shayari wallpaper : One Liners SMS : What four animals does a woman
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What four animals does a woman like to have in her house? A tiger in bed, a mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage and a jackass to pay for it all.
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romantic shayari : One Liners SMS : It's sad how whole families are
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It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
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Friday, December 30, 2011
shayari on birthday : One Liners SMS : Laughing stock - cattle with a
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Laughing stock - cattle with a sense of humor?
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shayari love sms : One Liners SMS : He was more tense than Jesse
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He was more tense than Jesse Jackson on Father's Day.
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Thursday, December 29, 2011
hindi shayari in hindi : One Liners SMS : Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't
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Arkansas State Motto: Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Don't Laugh
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Monday, December 26, 2011
friend shayari : One Liners SMS : He who places head in sand,
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He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end!
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Sunday, December 25, 2011
shayari : One Liners SMS : A hangover is the wrath of
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A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
mast shayari : One Liners SMS : What do you call a sheep
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What do you call a sheep with no legs? A cloud.
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love poem urdu : One Liners SMS : Teach a child to be polite
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Teach a child to be polite and courteous, and when he grows up, he'll never be able to edge his car onto a freeway.
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hindi sad poems : One Liners SMS : Old aunts used to come up
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Monday, December 19, 2011
english shayari funny : One Liners SMS : He who laughs last doesn't get
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He who laughs last doesn't get the joke.
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Sunday, December 18, 2011
funny shayari jokes : One Liners SMS : What's the biggest drawback in the
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What's the biggest drawback in the jungle? The Elephants foreskin.
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Thursday, December 15, 2011
sms love poems : One Liners SMS : No one may ride a horse
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No one may ride a horse and buggy through the town square.
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