shayari jokes sms : Jokes SMS : Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka

Boy: Jaan Mai tumhe Bangla,Car,Soney Ka haar DILA Donga....Girl:Ye Batao, Shaam ko Park Aa Rahe Ho na..Boy: Agar mummy Ne Bus Ka Kiraya dia to zarur Aunga.....!

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galib ki shayari : Jokes SMS : Girl says:Na dekh Hasino ko Azab

Girl says:Na dekh Hasino ko Azab Hoga,Tu B ek din kisi Hasina ka Baap HogaBoy says:Khuda kary teri zuban suchi hoMuje Papa kehne wali teri hi bachi ho

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pyar sms shayari : Jokes SMS : Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li,

Patni-Sasurji Ne Dusri Shadi Kar Li, Aap Unse Kuch Kehte Q NahiPati-Q K, Unhone Mujhse Wada Kia HKoi Acha Sa Rishta Dekh K Teri B Karwa Dunga.

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shayari funny jokes :Jokes SMS : Zardari Doodh Waly Ki DukaanPe Gya

Zardari Doodh Waly Ki DukaanPe Gya Aur Kaha :"Kuttay K LiyeEk Litre Doodh De Do …"Doodh Wala :"Idhar Hi Pio GeYaParcel Ker Doon…"

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beautiful shayari : Jokes SMS : 1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to

1 Bhikhari Ko Lottry lagi to Us ne Mandir banwaya2nd- Tune Mandir Q banwaya?Bhikhari- Iske Saamne ab Main Akele hi Bheek manguga..

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famous urdu shayari : Jokes SMS : Man Knows Man’s Nature…Customer:I Need A

Man Knows Man's Nature…Customer:I Need A Ladies Suit….............Shopkeeper:Begum K Liye Chahiye Ya Koi Acha Sa Dikhaon?

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girlfriend shayari : Jokes SMS : Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100

Bania: Bhagwan, agar tum muje 100 rupe do, to 50 rupe main mandir me dunga.Thodi dur ja k Bania ko 50 rupye mil gaye.Funny Bania: Wah Bhagwan, itna bhi bharosa nahi, apne paise pehle hi kat liye...

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adult shayaris : Jokes SMS : Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnaoRAAZ-Jub dudh

Tchar-"BHAI CHAREY" ka jumla bnaoRAAZ-Jub dudh wale se puchake tum doodh itna mehnga Q bechte hoTo wo bola BHAI CHARA mehnga ho Gya hai

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hindi font shayari : Jokes SMS : Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar

Santa- Pravachan sune ke bad ghar aya or biwi ko god mein utha lia.Biwi: kya guruji ne romance karne ko kahan hai.Santa:Nahi re pagli kaha apne dukh khud uthao.

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hindi comedy shayari : Jokes SMS : Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat

Hotel K Manger Ne Bari Heriat Se Police Inspecter Se Pocha Ap Ko Kese Pata Chala K Hum Ne Bartan Dhone Wale Badal Dia Ha ? Police Fingure Print...=P ;->

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funny shayari urdu : Jokes SMS : Son:Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?Mom

Son:Hey mom, wats der 2 eat?Mom throws a stone at him..Son:Hey momI just askd 4 sumthin to eat!Mom:HumEat ka jawaabpathar se dete hai..:)

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english sms shayari : Jokes SMS : Car me baithi 1 Lady ne,

Car me baithi 1 Lady ne, 1 bhikhari ko 1 rupya dekar,Aasirvaad dene ko kaha!Bhikhari: Car me to baithi ho, ab kya aasmaan me baithogi?

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english love shayari : Jokes SMS : RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chalogeDriver-Jee

RAAZ taxi driver se-Kutub Minar chalogeDriver-Jee haRAAZ-kya loge ?Driver-paise

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best shayari : Jokes SMS : 1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,achanak

1 ladki COKE pi rahi thi,achanak usme se 1 Machar nikla or bola "MAA"Ladki-Me teri maa nhi hu.Machar- Aisa na bol maa me teri COKE se nikla hu.

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shayari friends : Jokes SMS : Histry sir was on leaveSo Science

Histry sir was on leaveSo Science sir was askd 2 set d paperThe vry 1st Q shocked studentsDescribe jhansi Rani wid a neat diagrm & label the parts..!

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pakistani urdu shayari : Jokes SMS : a worried man to psychologistmy wife

a worried man to psychologistmy wife treats me as if iam dogdr. does she abuse u, hits u or strave u?man; no no worse she wants me to b faith ful

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english shayari funny : Jokes SMS : Teacher: Chaman,If Your Father Earned $100,000And

Teacher: Chaman,If Your Father Earned $100,000And Gave Half Of It To Your Mother,What Would She Have?Chaman: A Heart attack

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sms urdu : Jokes SMS : 1baar Adnan sami k ghar me

1baar Adnan sami k ghar me chor aayaAdnan chor K upar baitha Or bola Ramu police ko bulaRamu- Sahab chppl nhi mil rhiCHOR bola-Meri pehen le par Jaldi Jaa.

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sad english shayari : Jokes SMS : Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo

Nokrani : Malkin aap udas kyo hai?Malkin : Tumhare Saab apne office ki kisi ladkise pyar karte hai Nokrani: Naheeeeeeeee! Saab muje dhoka nahi de sakte.

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sms & shayari : Jokes SMS : Santa Bus stand jane k kitne

Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?Rikshwala 10RsSanta: 2Rs mein chalega.Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?Santa baith piche me le jata hu

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