Girl to Teacher: Ye Pyar kya Hota Hai? . Teacher: Jab Tum Barri ho kar Achi Bachi Banogi to Tumhai 1 pyar karne wala mile ga. . Girl: Agar Achi na Bani to? . Teacher: To Bohat Saray Milenge.
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Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Hindi Jokes. Show all posts
Thursday, December 1, 2011
SMS Jokes : Naughty SMS
Categories :
Hindi Jokes
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge… Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it.
1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha: Who r u? Tota: I`m parrot. Admi: tum kon ho? Tota: Main tota hon. Admi: tu kon aien? Tota: teri pehan da khasam, saleya tennu ik waari das te ditta a k main tota waan:
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1 Zoo me ek Tota English, Urdu or Punjabi bol sakta tha. ek admi ne 3 zubaney check karney ke liye us se pucha: Who r u? Tota: I`m parrot. Admi: tum kon ho? Tota: Main tota hon. Admi: tu kon aien? Tota: teri pehan da khasam, saleya tennu ik waari das te ditta a k main tota waan:
SMS Jokes : Naughty SMS
Categories :
Hindi Jokes
Pathan boht Deir se apni Hasin mengetar ko dekh rha tha LRKI Shrma k, Kya Dekh rhe ho khan: Hum Soch rha tha k agr tm hmara Ammi hota to hm b KHOBSURAT hota.
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Sunday, November 27, 2011
Urdu Shayari, Dosti Shayari : Mehandi : Pati ki Jagah
Categories :
Hindi Jokes .
Hindi SMS
Mehandi rang lati hai,
Sukh jane ke baad,
Sanam yaad athe ho...
door jaane ke baad.
1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki biwi k paas aaya aur bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Biwi: Mujhe koi eitraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo.
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Sukh jane ke baad,
Sanam yaad athe ho...
door jaane ke baad.
1 Aadmi ka inteqal ho gya.
Uska dost us ki biwi k paas aaya aur bola:
Kya main us ki jagah le sakta hoon?
Biwi: Mujhe koi eitraz nahi
QABRASTAN walon se pooch lo.
Thursday, November 24, 2011
Does Your Cat Own You? : hindi jokes,dirty jokes,joke of the day
Categories :
Hindi Jokes .
Regional Jokes
See how many yes answers apply to you.
? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
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? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?
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