Does Your Cat Own You? : hindi jokes,dirty jokes,joke of the day

See how many yes answers apply to you.
? Do you select your friends based on how well your cats like them?
? Does your desire to collect cats intensify during times of stress?
? Do you buy more than 50 pounds of cat litter a month?
? Do you think it?s cute when your cat swings on your drapes or licks your butter?
? Do you admit to non-cat owners how many cats you really have?
? Do you sleep in the same position all night because it annoys your cats when you move?
? Do you kiss your cat on the whiskers?
? Do you feed your cat tidbits from the table with your fork?
? Does your cat sleep on your head?
? Do you like it?
? Do you have more than four opened but rejected cans of cat food in the refrigerator?
? Do you watch bad TV because the cat is sleeping on the remote?
? Will you stand at the open door indefinitely in the freezing rain while your cat sniffs the door, deciding whether to go out or come in?
? Would you rather spend a night at home with your cat than go out on a bad date?
? Do you put off making the bed until the cat gets up?
? Do you give your cat presents and a stocking at Christmas?