Santa Banta SMS

Santa: Tere result da ki banya?
Pappu: Miss kendi aey es class wich ik saal hor laggay ga?
Santa: Saal pavain 2,3 lag jawan par fail na hovin mera puttar.

Santa: yaar muje kuch nahi aata tha so paper khali chod aaya
Banta: Main bhi!
Santa: Shit yaar, teacher samjhe gi hum ne cheating ki hay.

Jeeto: U know, husband & wife aren't allowed to be together in heaven!
Santa: Yes, I do.That's why it's called heaven!

Titanic was sinking.
An englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
and ask which direction?
Santa: Down!

2 days of powercut in Delhi made life stuck. Worst affected was Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators

How did santa tried to kill a bird??

He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die.

Santa: I hd swallowed a kay.
Doctor: Wn?
Santa: 3 months back
Doctor: what doin till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."

Santa was drawing money from ATM. Banta, who was just behind him in the line said: I've seen ur password. Itâs ****. Santa: U r wrong. Itâs 1394

Santa: Mein tere 64 dat tod dene hai.
Ik hor aadmi ne keha oye 64 nahi 32 Dat hote ne.
Santa: Menu pata si tu vi bolega is layi tere vi gin laye ne.

Santa falls in love with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."